King of the Hill - History Mode

This is King of the Hill, the rules are: You need to capture a hill from somebody in a creative mode (eg - I get Emma Brown and tell her to sing, she sing so bad that you let me have the hill. MY HILL!) It's a pretty forward role-play but it's fun! Even more fun with History Mode. The same rules but it has to be only about the past! That means you could say "Vanderbilt bought me the hill. MY HILL!"! Have fun! I will start! I asked Rommel to come invade the hill. MY HILL!